I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I just shit out all my problems.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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