if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Never underestimate the power of titties
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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