i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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