He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Randomize