She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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