he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Let's paint friendship bongs
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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