Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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