Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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