yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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