so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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