At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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