Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.