hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Boobs are out for the taking
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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