my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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