Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
should my penis look like a turkey
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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