yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
