Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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