problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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