If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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