i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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