Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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