After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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