That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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