Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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