Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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