On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
A+ Viking dick
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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