I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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