I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
