So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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