i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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