i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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