last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wear drunk well.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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