Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Pooping to opera.
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