Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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