somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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