i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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