What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
