Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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