I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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