is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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