you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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