I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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