We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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