Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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