ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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