i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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