shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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