sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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