she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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