I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I love you. Go after that dick
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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