I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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