If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If that was your dad, he is hot
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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