how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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