How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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