i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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