Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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