I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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